New Hair Accessories for Fall

While out in the beautiful weather today, I  (or rather, my daughter) was struck with a novel idea.
This is probably nothing new. People (especially women) of many cultures have adorned their hair with flowers and other things of nature. I realize this is not for everyone. Some might even cringe at the thought.
Let me show you our new line of ANEW ANOLE. There are no wires, no elastic, and no clamps. It stays in place pretty much on it's own. Just put it where you want it, or better yet, let it choose. Best worn on the sunny side of your head.

On the side



Fully animated, and they change color, too.

Worn on top

To place your order, call 021-Lizards.
We cannot be responsible for lost lizards, leaping lizards, or little old ladies who are afraid of lizards.
Keep your lizard in your hair at all times.
No refunds or credit given.




Thanks to my model, Hannah. She really enjoyed posing in the sun, as did new anole.

Thanks to Josiah, our anole handler. He's the one who catches them.

And finally, thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Green and Mr. Brown (aka Mr. Green with a different suit on, sorry we just couldn't get enough anoles to interview) for their input.

"Don't you think it looks nice,dear?"

"I would get my wife one for sure."

New anole was released after the making of this production.